Goodr - Dirty Time Machine

How many Dirty Martinis does it take before you start seeing time dilation?! With these dark green Retro Gs and their light pink reflective lenses, you might be the first to crack the spacetime continuum with the perfect Dirty Martini in hand!

• $10 flat rate shipping for orders under $150
• FREE on orders over $150!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 72 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in Columbia, South Carolina (choose option at checkout.)

• Returns on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached are accepted within 14 days of receipt of item. 
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Sale/clearance items are NOT returnable, they are final sale. 
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility. 
• Please fill out the form below to initiate your return (if eligible):