Parking Violations | Emoticards
Regular price $8.00
A little message for when you need it! Our emoticards are such a fun gift you’ll need one for yourself! This set of 6 flat printed orange cards with yellow envelopes are the perfect passive aggressive way to complain about someone’s parking job. They are for politely educating the general public, one tiny envelope at a time. This set comes with one of the following phrases: thank you, you parked so close to me I had to use my yoga skills to climb into my car; nice “compact car”; it’s a good thing I had my superhero glasses to see your invisible handicap tag; do they need to make the paint brighter do you can see the lines; coloring outside the lines is encouraged, parking outside the lines is not; maybe you need one of those cars that park themselves.
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